Why are the press, TV crews, the Highlands of Scotland Tourist Board, the High Priest of British White Witches and the President of the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club all gathering in this wee cul-de-sac in Inverness???
In the best traditions of fearless journalism, these wizened old press hacks from Inverness & beyond are willing to bravely witness today's strange events as they unfold...
They are all here to see Kevin Carlyon's attempt to rid the curse on that "Scottish Play"! As you probably know, actors and actresses around the world fear the word "Macbe..." (don't say it!)
It's not long before the witches start their work...energy pours forth from vats and cauldrons...
Everything seems to be going to plan then something utterly terrible and totally unexpected happens...
Kevin's assistant feels "a great energy" which knocks her to the ground...she doesn't move and concern quickly spreads...
Kevin is clearly anxious and the media look worried too. Wait, is that the President of the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club and an executive from the Highlands of Scotland Tourist Board we see rushing to the scene?
Seemingly with no regard for his own safety, the President helps the fallen witch...he even has a wee "restorative" drink to help her back on to her feet (as every good Scotsman should!)
The High Priest draws forth new and greater energy to rid the evil curse...
At last the ritual is complete and an exhausted High Priest tries to recover after the trauma and shocks generated by this attempt to rid the curse on Mcbe...(don't say it!)
As the event winds down, a troubled world can only wait and see what will come to pass...
This has been brought to you by Kein Carlyon, High Priest of British White Witches, Gary Campbell, President of the Official Loch Ness Monster fan Club and Nessie on the Net, the offically original home of the Loch Ness Monster on the internet.