!!!THE OFFICIALLY ORIGINAL LIVE
STUNNING!!! Two Loch Ness Monsters Captured on Our Live Cam!
ADVANCED SONAR ROBOT DRONE DROID UNCOVERS new photo evidence of a plesiosaur in Loch Ness. Exclusive HERE!
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"Much more than a Website...More than Monstrous...!"
"Only by laughing at the genuinely absurd can we distinguish the real nutters" - famous Loch Ness researcher (circa 1730)
- Warning - visitors to this site must have intellect & a sense of humour!
Loch Ness LiveCam! - online in full digital!
Watch out for the launch of our new Loch Ness research website in which we will definitively seek to prove that a plesiosaur lives in our midst and feeds on killer plankton. Over here at Loch Ness we've got worthless pseudo-academic papers coming out of our ears, so we thought, hey it's about time we published them. Loch Ness science - virtual facts & fun!!!
incorporating The Officially Original Loch Ness Live Cam! (the biggest & best live camera views over Loch Ness)
£1000 Prize!!! - Nessie Alive and Well - read all about it!
Visiting Loch Ness? Nessie on the Net only suggests the Nessieland Exhibition in Drumnadrochit and the award winning Loch Ness Lodge Hotel (the food was great there when we last tried it - far better than a lot of other stuff around). It's on the Beauly road and it's the cheapest - and we think it's the most pro-Nessie show in town! We suggest you think about going there before you think about visiting anywhere else. It's easy to get there from Inverness...Just drive to Drumnadrochit, past the thing that looks like a worn-out, crash-landed UFO and on up the road sign-posted to Beauly. You can't miss it! "Nessieland". Let's face it, if you go anywhere else you may just end up learning about a load of boring old plankton and mud and who wants that on holiday?
Our "Officially Original Loch Ness Tour Guide" is more than just a tour guide and is almost ready!
Have you visited Loch Ness? Please tell us about your good and bad experiences here. We might include you in our forthcoming "Officially Original Loch Ness Tour Guide"!
Copyright 2023 Mikko Takala. All rights reserved. Because we receive so many thousands & thousands of requests from prospective visitors for information about where to visit and what to see, we decided to produce this guide. Unlike many tour guides ours will be refreshingly frank and refreshingly honest! Nothing will sway our intrepid top secret inspectors...We'll be telling it like it is, the good and bad. We are very excited about our new guide and we hope you'll like it too...so watch this space!